Appu-nene

This is the conversation i heard right after the Cekak pinggang between mom and his son.

Mom : Boy, can you please don't be so naughty, later i will call appu-nene and asks him to scold you.
*while show one indian guy nearby*
Boy : Mom, how did you know that uncle name Appu-nene ya?
Mom : *speechless* Errr Don't ask lot of question can ah.
Me : *snigger* Kid nowadays say the right thing.

Funny conversation

I went to by some food for my dinner near to my house. Once i park my car, come out and bout to lock my car, i heard a conversation between one guy and one lady.

The lady : Asyik-asyik cekak pinggang. Asyik-asyik cekak pinggang.
The Guy : Cekak pinggang aje la. Kalau tak cekak pinggang, nak cekak ape lagi. Takkan nak cekak peha kot.

in my mind : ya lor..... sure weird right if we stare people and at the same time we cekak peha.

Gender Confuse announcement

Well, most of the language, we all know that there is part of grammar refer for masculine or feminine. Meaning to say, address for male and female. It actually a simple thing but it bring big impact if you don't know how to address it.

Last friday, i actually went back to my hometown. Due to bus ticket sold out because of university mid term break have started, i have no choice to take the Executive Coach Nice Express. Don't ask about the ticket price. Double ok!!!!! from the normal bus price ticket.

The good thing about this executive coach is they provide personal attendance attending the passenger and they serve some finger food and not to forget blanket. So that night, the personal attendance a.k.a bus steward is a guy.

After 10 minutes bus start its journey, i heard an announcement in Bahasa Malaysia.

"Selamat Malang Tuang-tuang dan Puang-puang, Saya Shamsul, Pramugari anda sepanjang perjalanan ini"

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I'm Shamsul, your stewardess for your journey tonight"

I was like..... WHAT!!!! and i start to giggling for quite sometime. Well, it does make my night until next day in fact until now.

So.... I DONT want to be stewardess la.... Ngehehehe : D

SIR ( Spell it right)

I know my english is not really england standard but moreless ok la...... but it does bring me a smile when i look at this pic that i took at kotaraya

a question.......which part of body name "tang"and "mouse"?

hehehehehe manage to identified the correct one?

Cheers

Asking Good Condom

As a normal person and curious, would you like to go to 7-11 and the cashier where is the condom and then asked which brand and type is the good one?


Well certainly not me..... although i have the intention to know the good type of condom, but then i certainly not dare to go to cashier counter and asked them "Do they sell condom and which type is good one" plus with the loud voice........hehehehehehe


kidding me not. The truth is there.........


That day i went to 7-11 looking for something, then suddenly i heard a voice asked "Do you sell condom......?". I straightly lift up my face a try to see whats happening.With the cheeky smile, the cashier reply its on the right side of the counter. Then this guy asked which one is the good one........With shy face, cashier reply "am sorry sir, i never try it before....."


Certainly cashier know how to cover up, but then why this fella can simply asked the question like that. Dont he see its create smile or even a laughing stock when they hear it?. What will you do if this happen to you in public......? hehehehe


How was ur day mate.... Cheers

Fried or Freid Chicken?

See the picture above and see it throughly.I dont know but as far am concern spelling for Ayam Goreng is Fried Chicken. But you know what i saw......

FREID CHICKEN

Name is really important and spelling is also IMPORTANT cause its direct you how to pronounce....... fainted when i saw this one.... but really make me smile all along. Ahaks.....

Unexpected incident

Hehehehe.........

Just enough make me laugh when i saw my own article title........

Have you encounter a situation where you try to hide something and suddenly you met someone and coincident that fella try to hide the same thing you try to hide as well,

hehehehehehe..........decide not to share bout this case cause if i do it will bring chaos .... decide to keep it to myself. But then seriously i do feel funny when think about it....... kekekekekekeke

Cheers