My friends post this in his FB.
Brocolli : i look like a tree
Walnut : i look like a brain
Mushroom : i look like an umbrella
Hehehehehe. Really make my day.
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Thursday, July 14, 2011
Friday, March 27, 2009
Another Joke
Another stupid fun Joke wanna share to you guys....
My dear Jagjit,
I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We are not living where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.
I am not able to send the address, as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet. But I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad.. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. By the way, I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece we should remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love,
Mom
P.S : Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.
My dear Jagjit,
I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We are not living where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.
I am not able to send the address, as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet. But I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad.. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. By the way, I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece we should remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love,
Mom
P.S : Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.
Hantu.........
Which Hantu is your favourite :
Pocong
Hantu yang berbungkus macam lepat pisang baru masak ni memang mudah cari kelemahannya. Kita hanya perlu bukak tali pengikat di atas kepalanya dan tarik kain balutannya. Sudah tentu dia akan berasa malu rana dia tidak pakai apa apa pun, selain kain kapan pembungkusnya tu.
Langsuir
Dia ni suka pandang muka kita, jadi beranikan diri anda tenung balik muka dia sambil jelir-jelir lidah. Kalau tak pun tunjuk cermin muka kat dia, pasti dia tersipu-sipu malu.
Pontianak
Hantu yang suka ketawa. Kalau terserempak dengan dia, kita pun mestilah ketawa sama. Kalau boleh kita cuba mengilai lebih kuat dari dia, tentu dia boring.
Hantu Raya
Hantu ni suka beraya dan suka menyamar jadi tuan dia. Cara mengalahkannya senang saja, sambutlah hari raya tiap kali jumpa dia, bagi duit raya, ajak main meriam buluh, suruh kacau dodol atau jaga lemang. Tentu dia tak kacau kita sebab banyak kerja dan aktiviti lain dia nak buat.
Hantu Galah
Hantu ni la yang paling tinggi di muka bumi. Kalau terjumpa dia, kita hendaklah meniarap. Pasti dia tak perasan kita ada disitu.
Jerangkung
Dia ni ada kulit tapi nipis. Tinggal rangka saja, dan paling mudah untuk menewaskannya. Kita hanya perlu tunjal dahinya dengan telunjuk dan lihat gerak-gerinya mengimbangi badan untuk berdiri tegak.
Toyol
Lagi senang kalau nak kalahkan dia, bagi duit satu sen berguni-guni..nanti dia ingat duit emas, lepas tu dia pikul bawak balik bagi tuannya... lepas tu sah-sah lah dapat penampau Jepun dari tuannya kerana mana nak tukar duit satu sen banyak2 tu.
Hantu Ponteng
Yang ni payah sikit nak cakap sebab, hantu-hantu ni cam korang lerrr..takder kerja lain asyik ponteng kerja, lepaih tu nengok e-mail..macam sekarang nih..sah-sah tengah ponteng nie..macamana nak jawab..korang sendiri gak jadik hantu..jadi bawak-bawaklah buat kerja ... .. hehehehehe
OK Hantu Ponteng........ you know what to do......... muahahahahahahaha
Pocong
Hantu yang berbungkus macam lepat pisang baru masak ni memang mudah cari kelemahannya. Kita hanya perlu bukak tali pengikat di atas kepalanya dan tarik kain balutannya. Sudah tentu dia akan berasa malu rana dia tidak pakai apa apa pun, selain kain kapan pembungkusnya tu.
Langsuir
Dia ni suka pandang muka kita, jadi beranikan diri anda tenung balik muka dia sambil jelir-jelir lidah. Kalau tak pun tunjuk cermin muka kat dia, pasti dia tersipu-sipu malu.
Pontianak
Hantu yang suka ketawa. Kalau terserempak dengan dia, kita pun mestilah ketawa sama. Kalau boleh kita cuba mengilai lebih kuat dari dia, tentu dia boring.
Hantu Raya
Hantu ni suka beraya dan suka menyamar jadi tuan dia. Cara mengalahkannya senang saja, sambutlah hari raya tiap kali jumpa dia, bagi duit raya, ajak main meriam buluh, suruh kacau dodol atau jaga lemang. Tentu dia tak kacau kita sebab banyak kerja dan aktiviti lain dia nak buat.
Hantu Galah
Hantu ni la yang paling tinggi di muka bumi. Kalau terjumpa dia, kita hendaklah meniarap. Pasti dia tak perasan kita ada disitu.
Jerangkung
Dia ni ada kulit tapi nipis. Tinggal rangka saja, dan paling mudah untuk menewaskannya. Kita hanya perlu tunjal dahinya dengan telunjuk dan lihat gerak-gerinya mengimbangi badan untuk berdiri tegak.
Toyol
Lagi senang kalau nak kalahkan dia, bagi duit satu sen berguni-guni..nanti dia ingat duit emas, lepas tu dia pikul bawak balik bagi tuannya... lepas tu sah-sah lah dapat penampau Jepun dari tuannya kerana mana nak tukar duit satu sen banyak2 tu.
Hantu Ponteng
Yang ni payah sikit nak cakap sebab, hantu-hantu ni cam korang lerrr..takder kerja lain asyik ponteng kerja, lepaih tu nengok e-mail..macam sekarang nih..sah-sah tengah ponteng nie..macamana nak jawab..korang sendiri gak jadik hantu..jadi bawak-bawaklah buat kerja ... .. hehehehehe
OK Hantu Ponteng........ you know what to do......... muahahahahahahaha
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Private Practice
I used to share with you guys about Greys Anatomy........ I dont know whats happening but then i do know one thing about this series. They share about How beautiful love is and not just a puppy love..... but then an adult love with the reality scenario as a base.
Unlike the movie Sex and The City where they just show the Love but then to me the effect is not that strong compared to the Greys Anatomy. For the SATC, they are more focus on Glamour, sex, face, fashion,New York Life Style and relationship.
Ok ok ok, stop about the Sex and the City, as what i want to share foremost is on Private Practice. Dont want to tell the synopsis of the series, but then what do i think about this series. Still maintained the concept of love, this one is the matured version of love. About Dr Addison, bout pete, about Samuel, about their patience and many more.......
They did very well in story telling and brings up the matters. About life, hows life must goes on, how we should priorities on daily basis, about should we do when dilemma is all around us and alot of things related about life.
Being in the age that will turn to 30 by next year definitely i need something that i could stake on and stick with. And being single definitely am looking for the right person for companion and i could share my joy and my sad. At this point am not really into the sex. Opss......... eh true what....... its not sex give the criteria, but then love and appreciation of love is what we are looking at. Do you ever think that old people still looking for sex at their age? No........ Do you think, marriage at the old age is based on S.E.X...... i guarantee its not that. But if there is, well there must be something wrong about that fella. Believe me not babe........
Back to my observation on Private Practice....... it can be an example and i positively sure that i will buy the CD for my collection item.....Does it will be my wish list to buy...... Hmmmmm No Am not gonna be like others, but i will try to find it for my joy.
Till then, Cheers
Unlike the movie Sex and The City where they just show the Love but then to me the effect is not that strong compared to the Greys Anatomy. For the SATC, they are more focus on Glamour, sex, face, fashion,New York Life Style and relationship.
Ok ok ok, stop about the Sex and the City, as what i want to share foremost is on Private Practice. Dont want to tell the synopsis of the series, but then what do i think about this series. Still maintained the concept of love, this one is the matured version of love. About Dr Addison, bout pete, about Samuel, about their patience and many more.......
They did very well in story telling and brings up the matters. About life, hows life must goes on, how we should priorities on daily basis, about should we do when dilemma is all around us and alot of things related about life.
Being in the age that will turn to 30 by next year definitely i need something that i could stake on and stick with. And being single definitely am looking for the right person for companion and i could share my joy and my sad. At this point am not really into the sex. Opss......... eh true what....... its not sex give the criteria, but then love and appreciation of love is what we are looking at. Do you ever think that old people still looking for sex at their age? No........ Do you think, marriage at the old age is based on S.E.X...... i guarantee its not that. But if there is, well there must be something wrong about that fella. Believe me not babe........
Back to my observation on Private Practice....... it can be an example and i positively sure that i will buy the CD for my collection item.....Does it will be my wish list to buy...... Hmmmmm No Am not gonna be like others, but i will try to find it for my joy.
Till then, Cheers
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